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Me vs Ministry of Livestock

This is an actual conversation I had with a Delegate Ministry of Livestock some months back. The man was either a clearly insane but brilliant Agro-Economist, or clearly insane and someone’s cousin…

Me: Hello, I’m looking for the delegate from the ministry of livestock?
D: This is he.
Me: hi your excellency, I work for Bros Sans Frontiers* and-
D: who?
Me:  I work-
D: WHO?
Me:I work for BSF and-
D: ennnh
Me: Yes, I work for BSF and I wanted to know if we could meet to-
D: HEY! I DONT WORK FOR BSF.
Me: yes…that is clear. I’m at BSF- You’re at the Ministry of Livestock
D: You want to talk about what?
Me: The activities of the ministry of livesto–
D: You want to ask me questions?
Me: Yes
D: Questions is what you want to ask?
me: Yes.
D: So would I be correct in saying that you want to ask me questions?
Me: indeed.
D: That is….you want to ask me questions?
Me: yes, about the activities of the ministry of livesto—
D: CAMELS
me: I’m sorry?
D: CAMELS!!!!!!!!
Me:….
D: …..camels
Me: I was hop—
D: –CAMELS

*the name of the NGO has been changed. But Bros without Borders can be found here.

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