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Imperialist Bastards and Maths

From Andrei Lankov via North Korea Economy Watch

Priceless passage from a North Korean maths textbook:

“During the Fatherland Liberation War (North Korea’s official name for the Korean War) the brave uncles of Korean People’s Army killed 265 American imperialist bastards in the first battle. In the second battle they killed 70 more bastards than they had in the first battle. How many bastards did they kill in the second battle? How many American imperialist bastards did they kill all together?’

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